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Sure, your class rushed to the bus with one less student, but you were brought back to school as if none of that happened. You were only 12, how were you expected to adjust to a magic field trip?

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The problem was that when you go for cheap, you get cheap. The equipment was outdated and repairs took forever, there were one too many gators in the lap pool, and the surface of the track was made of asbestos. I know they say “No pain, no gain” but I decided that maybe The Sweat Shop was too much pain for too little gain, and looked for something with a higher quality of sweat.